Heidi Klum may not have the exact same body she did as a young woman, who does, but she keeps it tight and natural and has very European sensibilities about showing off as much skin as possible even when a responsible mom at the beach. I can truly respect that. And I would like to tell her so while relaxing in her Bahamian hotel suite as she announces I’m her next boy toy of the month and proceeds to use me at will. It’s the dream. Enjoy!
